| Good evening sir, how are you today? Lovely weather we're having. Oh good heavens where are my manners, my name is Reginald Rusty-Barrelton. I am the duke of the junk yard kingdom. My duties to the realm are to protect and serve, i am a very highly respected barrel. Though i am an older barrel, i can still put up a feisty tussle. Do you have children? I have three little barrels, Winston, Marie, and Carlton. They're just the cutest little things. My wife, Charlotte and i are going on a vacation to the Hamptons this weekend, you must join us. I'm not taking no for an answer! I could take you to the pub, and drink you under the table! That's my secret talent, don't tell Charlotte, she'd have my head for drinking again. She says i get unruly when i am intoxicated. What she doesn't know won't hurt her right? Anyhow, I hope to see you again friend, i must be on my way to the country club meeting. Cheerio good sir! |
